英语搞笑短剧,5—10 分钟!7人左右!非常急!要编一个搞笑的英语短剧,最好是根据童话故事改编的,或者是根据某部电影改编,5—10分钟即可,7个人!但不要太离谱,也不要太损人!要有中文翻译!.....

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英语搞笑短剧,5—10 分钟!7人左右!非常急!要编一个搞笑的英语短剧,最好是根据童话故事改编的,或者是根据某部电影改编,5—10分钟即可,7个人!但不要太离谱,也不要太损人!要有中文翻译!.....

英语搞笑短剧,5—10 分钟!7人左右!非常急!要编一个搞笑的英语短剧,最好是根据童话故事改编的,或者是根据某部电影改编,5—10分钟即可,7个人!但不要太离谱,也不要太损人!要有中文翻译!.....
英语搞笑短剧,5—10 分钟!7人左右!
非常急!要编一个搞笑的英语短剧,最好是根据童话故事改编的,或者是根据某部电影改编,5—10分钟即可,7个人!但不要太离谱,也不要太损人!
要有中文翻译!......

英语搞笑短剧,5—10 分钟!7人左右!非常急!要编一个搞笑的英语短剧,最好是根据童话故事改编的,或者是根据某部电影改编,5—10分钟即可,7个人!但不要太离谱,也不要太损人!要有中文翻译!.....
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祝成功!

前台小姐:“hello?”
老外:“hi.”
前台小姐:“you have what thing?”
老外:“can you speak English? ”
前台小姐:“if I not speak English, I am speaking what?”
老外:“can anybody else speak English? ”
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前台小姐:“hello?”
老外:“hi.”
前台小姐:“you have what thing?”
老外:“can you speak English? ”
前台小姐:“if I not speak English, I am speaking what?”
老外:“can anybody else speak English? ”
前台小姐:“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go.” 老外:“good heavens. anybody here can speak English?”
前台小姐:“ shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing.”
老外:“I want to speak to your head.”
前台小姐:“head not zai.you tomorrow come.”
Will power意志力
Mike(M) Danny(C), Tommy(T)---classmates
地点:Scene----in the college dorm大学宿舍
Danny is playing a computer game on his laptop. Tommy is sleeping.
Mike came back from a morning jogging.
M: hi, Dan, what are u doing?
D: I am playing war craft.
M: Where is Tommy?
D: Shiiiii!
M:What? What's the matter?
D: Don't u see? He is still sleeping.
M: My goodness! I can't believe this! It’s almost nine. He got to get up now. Don't u remember we are required to make up a three people dialogue for tomorrow's oral class?
D: Yes, I do. You wake up Tommy and I will play one more round of war craft.
M: You'd better stop playing right now. We don't have much time to prepare this dialogue. Tommy! Tommy! Wake up! Time to wake up!
T:five more minutes, please.
Mike: No way, Jose. Time really flies.We still have a lot to do. Hurry up.
T: (Tommy sits up in his bed) Can I lie down two more minutes, please, just two more minutes? when Danny finishes his game, I will be fine.(Yawns) I don't know why I am so so sleepy. (Tommy lies down again.)
M: Guys!!! I am really angry now. Time waits for nobody. If you two don't stop what you are doing now, I will find somebody else to be my partners.
D and T: all right. All right. We listen to u.
M: That's more like it. We need will power.
D and T: what is will power?
M: Will power is trying hard not to do something that you really want to do.
D: You mean like trying not to play war craft?
Mike: right.
T: you mean like trying not to stay up late?
M: right.
Danny turns off his computer. Tommy gets up and goes to the bathroom.
Two minutes later the three maskeetters are working on their assignment.
Danny: Mike, can I take a little break? Let me play one round and we will continue our work?
Tommy: Mike, Can I lie down a minute? My back hurts.
Mike: No! No! No! Let's finish our work first before we do anything. We need will power!!!
Danny and Tommy: that's true. We need will power! We listen to you.
The end
六人
On The Way Home回家的路上
Six high school students are walking on their way home, talking, laughing, ...
六个高中生走在回家的路上,一边聊天,一边笑.
A: hey, guys, what are you going to do when you get home?
喂,哥们,你们放学后干什么啊?
B: I'm going to watch the soccer game replay.My parents won't let me watch in the early morning.I'm so mad at them.
我要看足球重播.我爸妈不让我大清早起来看.我还在生他们的气呢.
All:(sing)If you're mad and you know it stamp your feet(everybody stamps his feet)
大伙(唱) 如果你知道你生气你就跺跺你的脚(跺脚)
C: I think I'm going to get something to eat first. I'm so hungry.
我一回家就要找吃的.饿死我了.
ALL:(Sing) If you're hungry and you know it touch your tummy,mmm...(everybody toches his tummy)
大伙(唱)如果你知道你饿了你就摸摸你的肚皮(摸肚皮)
A:(to D) what about you?
A(对D说) 你呢?
D:(pretend to yawn)I can't wait to lie down on my sofa. I'm so sleepy.(yawn again)
D:(装打哈欠)我恨不得马上躺在沙发上.真困!(打哈欠)
All except E:(sing)If you're sleepy and you know it take a nap(pretend to take a nap while yawning)
大伙E除外:(唱)如果你知道你困了你就打个盹(打盹)
all of a sudden, A realizes E is nowhere to be found.
突然,A 意识到E不见了.
A:(to F)E,where is E?
A(对F说) E, F 呢?
F: I have no idea. He was with us one minute ago.
不知道呀.刚才还在啊.
Eeverybody turns around looking for E.
大伙四处寻找E
B: Look! there he is! (pointing )
在那! 他在那!(手指远处)
C: oh oh, he is with a stray dog.
不好了,他和一个流浪狗在一起.
D: I know he likes dogs.
他喜欢狗.
F: but that dog looks mean.
但那狗样子很凶唉.
A: we’d better tell him to stay away from that mean looking dog.
我们快叫他别理那狗.
Everybody: (shouting) E! Come back! Come Back!
大伙(大声叫)E! 回来!回来!
B: Oh my god! He is bleeding!
天啊!他流血了!
D: The dog bit him!
他被狗咬了!
F: Hurry up!
快过去看看!
Everybody runs to E. E moans in pain.(pretend moaning)
大伙跑过去.E 疼痛地叫着(装疼叫)
ALL: (to E)are you all right?
你怎么样?
E: (shakes his head and keeps moaning)
(摇头,疼叫)
A: let’s call for help!
快叫救护.!
All: help! Help!
有人被狗咬了!有人被狗咬了!
They can not find any help nearby.
附近没有人.
B: Let me carry him to the hospital.
我背他去医院吧!
All: let’s go!
走!
B picks up E and carries him on his back.
B 背起E.
They go to the hospital.
他们朝医院走去.
The End
剧终
不知道你们会不会唱那首歌”If you’re happy and you know it”, 如果不会就照读好了.唱歌的话效果会好些.

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Will power意志力
Mike(M) Danny(C), Tommy(T)---classmates
地点:Scene----in the college dorm大学宿舍
Danny is playing a computer game on his laptop. Tommy is sleeping.
Mike came back from a m...

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Will power意志力
Mike(M) Danny(C), Tommy(T)---classmates
地点:Scene----in the college dorm大学宿舍
Danny is playing a computer game on his laptop. Tommy is sleeping.
Mike came back from a morning jogging.
M: hi, Dan, what are u doing?
D: I am playing war craft.
M: Where is Tommy?
D: Shiiiii!
M:What? What's the matter?
D: Don't u see? He is still sleeping.
M: My goodness! I can't believe this! It’s almost nine. He got to get up now. Don't u remember we are required to make up a three people dialogue for tomorrow's oral class?
D: Yes, I do. You wake up Tommy and I will play one more round of war craft.
M: You'd better stop playing right now. We don't have much time to prepare this dialogue. Tommy! Tommy! Wake up! Time to wake up!
T:five more minutes, please.
Mike: No way, Jose. Time really flies.We still have a lot to do. Hurry up.
T: (Tommy sits up in his bed) Can I lie down two more minutes, please, just two more minutes? when Danny finishes his game, I will be fine.(Yawns) I don't know why I am so so sleepy. (Tommy lies down again.)
M: Guys!!! I am really angry now. Time waits for nobody. If you two don't stop what you are doing now, I will find somebody else to be my partners.
D and T: all right. All right. We listen to u.
M: That's more like it. We need will power.
D and T: what is will power?
M: Will power is trying hard not to do something that you really want to do.
D: You mean like trying not to play war craft?
Mike: right.
T: you mean like trying not to stay up late?
M: right.
Danny turns off his computer. Tommy gets up and goes to the bathroom.
Two minutes later the three maskeetters are working on their assignment.
Danny: Mike, can I take a little break? Let me play one round and we will continue our work?
Tommy: Mike, Can I lie down a minute? My back hurts.
Mike: No! No! No! Let's finish our work first before we do anything. We need will power!!!
Danny and Tommy: that's true. We need will power! We listen to you.
The end前台小姐:“hello?”
老外:“hi.”
前台小姐:“you have what thing?”
老外:“can you speak English? ”
前台小姐:“if I not speak English, I am speaking what?”
老外:“can anybody else speak English? ”
前台小姐:“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go.” 老外:“good heavens. anybody here can speak English?”
前台小姐:“ shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing.”
老外:“I want to speak to your head.”
前台小姐:“head not zai.you tomorrow come.”
Will power意志力
Mike(M) Danny(C), Tommy(T)---classmates
地点:Scene----in the college dorm大学宿舍
Danny is playing a computer game on his laptop. Tommy is sleeping.
Mike came back from a morning jogging.
M: hi, Dan, what are u doing?
D: I am playing war craft.
M: Where is Tommy?
D: Shiiiii!
M:What? What's the matter?
D: Don't u see? He is still sleeping.
M: My goodness! I can't believe this! It’s almost nine. He got to get up now. Don't u remember we are required to make up a three people dialogue for tomorrow's oral class?
D: Yes, I do. You wake up Tommy and I will play one more round of war craft.
M: You'd better stop playing right now. We don't have much time to prepare this dialogue. Tommy! Tommy! Wake up! Time to wake up!
T:five more minutes, please.
Mike: No way, Jose. Time really flies.We still have a lot to do. Hurry up.
T: (Tommy sits up in his bed) Can I lie down two more minutes, please, just two more minutes? when Danny finishes his game, I will be fine.(Yawns) I don't know why I am so so sleepy. (Tommy lies down again.)
M: Guys!!! I am really angry now. Time waits for nobody. If you two don't stop what you are doing now, I will find somebody else to be my partners.
D and T: all right. All right. We listen to u.
M: That's more like it. We need will power.
D and T: what is will power?
M: Will power is trying hard not to do something that you really want to do.
D: You mean like trying not to play war craft?
Mike: right.
T: you mean like trying not to stay up late?
M: right.
Danny turns off his computer. Tommy gets up and goes to the bathroom.
Two minutes later the three maskeetters are working on their assignment.
Danny: Mike, can I take a little break? Let me play one round and we will continue our work?
Tommy: Mike, Can I lie down a minute? My back hurts.
Mike: No! No! No! Let's finish our work first before we do anything. We need will power!!!
Danny and Tommy: that's true. We need will power! We listen to you.
The end
六人
On The Way Home回家的路上
Six high school students are walking on their way home, talking, laughing, ...
六个高中生走在回家的路上,一边聊天,一边笑.
A: hey, guys, what are you going to do when you get home?
喂,哥们,你们放学后干什么啊?
B: I'm going to watch the soccer game replay.My parents won't let me watch in the early morning.I'm so mad at them.
我要看足球重播.我爸妈不让我大清早起来看.我还在生他们的气呢.
All:(sing)If you're mad and you know it stamp your feet(everybody stamps his feet)
大伙(唱) 如果你知道你生气你就跺跺你的脚(跺脚)
C: I think I'm going to get something to eat first. I'm so hungry.
我一回家就要找吃的.饿死我了.
ALL:(Sing) If you're hungry and you know it touch your tummy,mmm...(everybody toches his tummy)
大伙(唱)如果你知道你饿了你就摸摸你的肚皮(摸肚皮)
A:(to D) what about you?
A(对D说) 你呢?
D:(pretend to yawn)I can't wait to lie down on my sofa. I'm so sleepy.(yawn again)
D:(装打哈欠)我恨不得马上躺在沙发上.真困!(打哈欠)
All except E:(sing)If you're sleepy and you know it take a nap(pretend to take a nap while yawning)
大伙E除外:(唱)如果你知道你困了你就打个盹(打盹)
all of a sudden, A realizes E is nowhere to be found.
突然,A 意识到E不见了.
A:(to F)E,where is E?
A(对F说) E, F 呢?
F: I have no idea. He was with us one minute ago.
不知道呀.刚才还在啊.
Eeverybody turns around looking for E.
大伙四处寻找E
B: Look! there he is! (pointing )
在那! 他在那!(手指远处)
C: oh oh, he is with a stray dog.
不好了,他和一个流浪狗在一起.
D: I know he likes dogs.
他喜欢狗.
F: but that dog looks mean.
但那狗样子很凶唉.
A: we’d better tell him to stay away from that mean looking dog.
我们快叫他别理那狗.
Everybody: (shouting) E! Come back! Come Back!
大伙(大声叫)E! 回来!回来!
B: Oh my god! He is bleeding!
天啊!他流血了!
D: The dog bit him!
他被狗咬了!
F: Hurry up!
快过去看看!
Everybody runs to E. E moans in pain.(pretend moaning)
大伙跑过去.E 疼痛地叫着(装疼叫)
ALL: (to E)are you all right?
你怎么样?
E: (shakes his head and keeps moaning)
(摇头,疼叫)
A: let’s call for help!
快叫救护.!
All: help! Help!
有人被狗咬了!有人被狗咬了!
They can not find any help nearby.
附近没有人.
B: Let me carry him to the hospital.
我背他去医院吧!
All: let’s go!
走!
B picks up E and carries him on his back.
B 背起E.
They go to the hospital.
他们朝医院走去.
The End
剧终
不知道你们会不会唱那首歌”If you’re happy and you know it”, 如果不会就照读好了.唱歌的话效果会好些.

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太刁难了凹

Will power意志力
Mike(M) Danny(C), Tommy(T)---classmates
地点:Scene----in the college dorm大学宿舍
Danny is playing a computer game on his laptop. Tommy is sleeping.
Mike came back from a m...

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Will power意志力
Mike(M) Danny(C), Tommy(T)---classmates
地点:Scene----in the college dorm大学宿舍
Danny is playing a computer game on his laptop. Tommy is sleeping.
Mike came back from a morning jogging.
M: hi, Dan, what are u doing?
D: I am playing war craft.
M: Where is Tommy?
D: Shiiiii!
M:What? What's the matter?
D: Don't u see? He is still sleeping.
M: My goodness! I can't believe this! It’s almost nine. He got to get up now. Don't u remember we are required to make up a three people dialogue for tomorrow's oral class?
D: Yes, I do. You wake up Tommy and I will play one more round of war craft.
M: You'd better stop playing right now. We don't have much time to prepare this dialogue. Tommy! Tommy! Wake up! Time to wake up!
T:five more minutes, please.
Mike: No way, Jose. Time really flies.We still have a lot to do. Hurry up.
T: (Tommy sits up in his bed) Can I lie down two more minutes, please, just two more minutes? when Danny finishes his game, I will be fine.(Yawns) I don't know why I am so so sleepy. (Tommy lies down again.)
M: Guys!!! I am really angry now. Time waits for nobody. If you two don't stop what you are doing now, I will find somebody else to be my partners.
D and T: all right. All right. We listen to u.
M: That's more like it. We need will power.
D and T: what is will power?
M: Will power is trying hard not to do something that you really want to do.
D: You mean like trying not to play war craft?
Mike: right.
T: you mean like trying not to stay up late?
M: right.
Danny turns off his computer. Tommy gets up and goes to the bathroom.
Two minutes later the three maskeetters are working on their assignment.
Danny: Mike, can I take a little break? Let me play one round and we will continue our work?
Tommy: Mike, Can I lie down a minute? My back hurts.
Mike: No! No! No! Let's finish our work first before we do anything. We need will power!!!
Danny and Tommy: that's true. We need will power! We listen to you.
The end

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The jungle
剧中角色:
rabbit, bird, elephant, bear, deer, mouse, dog, monkey, tiger
清晨,大森林沐浴在和煦的阳光里,小鸟在欢快的歌唱。三个好朋友——小兔子、小老鼠、小象边唱边向这边走来……
[Rabbit]
A rabbit, a rabbit,
Am I big ...

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The jungle
剧中角色:
rabbit, bird, elephant, bear, deer, mouse, dog, monkey, tiger
清晨,大森林沐浴在和煦的阳光里,小鸟在欢快的歌唱。三个好朋友——小兔子、小老鼠、小象边唱边向这边走来……
[Rabbit]
A rabbit, a rabbit,
Am I big or small?
I’m small, small, small.
Hello, bird.
[Bird]
Hello, rabbit.
[Rabbit]
What are you doing?
[Bird]
I’m playing. Let’s play together.
[Rabbit]
OK.
An elephant, an elephant.
Am I big or small?
I’m big, big, big.
Good morning, brown bear and little deer.
[Bear and deer]
Good morning, elephant.
Let’s play together.
[Elephant]
OK.
[Mouse]
A mouse, a mouse.
Am I big or small?
I’m small, small, small.
[Mouse]
Good morning, Mr. Dog.
[Dog]
Good morning, little mouse.
[Mouse]
What are you doing, Mr. Dog?
[Dog]
I’m playing with my friends.
[Mouse]
Do you have any friends?
[Dog]
Yes, of course. Hello, my friends. Come here. Come here. Look, they are all my friends.
[Bird]
Hello, I’m a bird. I can sing songs. I have beautiful wings. I can fly in the sky.
[Monkey]
Hi, I’m a monkey. I’m very clever. I can climb trees.
[Bear]
Hello, I’m a brown bear. I’m stronger than you. I can climb trees, too.
[Monkey]
But you’re slow. I’m very, very fast.
[Deer]
Hello, I’m a deer. I can run. And I’m very fast. What can you do, little rabbit?
[Rabbit]
I’m wise and cute, and I can jump.
[Elephant]
Hello, I’m an elephant. I’m the strongest animal in the jungle. And I can dance.
[Monkey]
You dance poorly. I can dance very well. (The other animals laugh)
[Mouse]
But you are heavy. You can carry a lot of things.
Nice to see you all. How do you do?
[All]
Nice to see you too. How do you do?
[Mouse]
Let’s be friends.
[All]
Yes, let’s be good friends.
[Dog]
Let’s play together.
[All]
OK. Come on!
[Bear]
Look at the beautiful flowers.
[Mouse]
Look out! There’s a trap.
(Suddenly, all the animals hear “Help! Help!”)
[Bear]
Quiet! Quiet! What’s that sound? What happened? My friends, my friends come here quick.
[Rabbit]
Who are you?
[Tiger]
I’m a tiger - your friend. I fell into a trap and I can’t climb out. I beg you, help me, please.
[Mouse]
I’m so sorry to hear that. Let’s help the poor tiger.
[Elephant]
You can’t. He’s a tiger. He’s going to eat you!
[Tiger]
No, no. I’m your friend. I’m very kind. I won’t eat you, I promise.
[Mouse]
Oh, but he needs our help.
[Rabbit]
He needs help. I’ll help him. Let’s help him together.
[Elephant]
OK. Don’t worry. Let’s make a rope and pull him out. (action)
[All]
Yes, yes. Let’s pull the tiger out.
[Elephant]
Are you ready?
[All]
Yes. One, two, three.
[Tiger]
Thank you, my friends.
[All]
Not at all.
[Tiger]
But, I was very hot in there. Now, I would like to drink some water. Would you please get me some water?
[Monkey]
I’m very clever and fast. Let me get you some water.
[Tiger]
Thank you, my good friend.
[Deer]
Big tiger, please, sit down. Have a rest.
[Tiger]
OK. I’m very tired.
[Monkey]
Big tiger, I’m back. Here is your water.
[Tiger]
Thanks a lot. (Tiger drinks water.) Now I’m not thirsty anymore.
[Bird]
Let’s go on playing.
[All]
Good. Let’s go on playing.
[All]
Good. Let’s go on playing.
[Rabbit]
Big tiger, let’s play together.
[Tiger]
OK. Little rabbit. Now, I’m … I’m –
[Rabbit]
What is it?
[Tiger]
Well, I’m very hungry now. I want to eat something. I think you look delicious. I want to eat you. (action)
[Rabbit]
Help! Help! Help me!
[Birds]
(cry) My friend, rabbit.
[Mouse]
Don’t cry. Don’t cry. Oh no!
[Bear and dog]
We will remember this. You are a very bad tiger! You’ll be sorry!
[All]
You are a very mean tiger! You’ll pay!
[Tiger]
I’m not thirsty or